[Insert Tsunami Joke Here]

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→ 01 Jun 12 at 5 pm

If Feta&Honey were a man, I would be Mrs. Feta&Honey.

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→ 01 Jun 12 at 11 am HAHAHHAHA

there are, like, 5 jokes in here.

I miss Chicago and our dirty mix CDs

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→ 31 May 12 at 11 am have to keep telling myself

→ 30 May 12 at 11 am I am allowing myself to objectify men for the next 4 months until my birthday.

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→ 30 May 12 at 7 am

yes, I did listen to LIVE this morning. Fuck you.

LIGHTNING CRASHES MAKES UP FOR DOLPHIN’S CRY

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→ 29 May 12 at 11 am

James Deen, the pornstar, blogs. I like reading his blog because he writes like a tween. lol

…

"Mischa Brooks has a nice butt and we had sex today. frankly i don’t think there is much else to say. she is amazing the end. oh… after the sex i went to vegas and had dinner at a place called stratta in the wynn. it was ok."

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→ 29 May 12 at 9 am

I feel like I’m living the Janet Jopler version of my own life.

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→ 28 May 12 at 11 pm kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

THIS IS ACCURATE
(via suzeart)

I wanted to tell you, it’s not worth it. And if we don’t get Jaguar, so what?

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→ 28 May 12 at 11 am There is no one I want to be more than Joan.

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→ 27 May 12 at 11 am BOYS

→ 27 May 12 at 2 am

I had 40 of a guy’s babies tonight

He probably noticed but was too high to do anything about it.

hashtag: trustory

→ 26 May 12 at 11 am MADE ME LOL

→ 25 May 12 at 11 am Life lessons.