February 2012
17 posts
Two words: “Friendster” and then “Friendster” again.
There is nothing better in life than a crab with a hat
“I am sick and tired of playing Propecia.” - Me
If I could bring you ONE THING from Canada, what would it be (universal healthcare doesn’t count)?
January 2012
64 posts
Boys, Boys!
One at a time!
I can only go on ONE terrible and awkward first-date a night!
fffffft.
I am watching the Pee-Wee Herman broadway show.
I love Paul Reubens. I love him. Did you know he first debuted the Pee-Wee character in 1977?
I wish Pee-Wee hadn’t been taken down by something as stupid as masturbation. Fuck Florida.
“I’ve got a plan. And it’s as HOT as my PANTS.”
This Happens when I open my browser and restore my... →
MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' →
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
FEB 4-11
IN CHICAGO
LET’S GET THIS POT COOKIN’
I AM AVAILABLE FOR BOOKIN’
CHECK ME OUT
I am secretly Kanye.
nose is exploding
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:(
GIMME DIGITAL HUGS
WatchFuckin Yes, I have no idea what this is for
I would love to know how my cat thinks - am I a big mama cat she lives with? Am I a benevolent overlord from another species?
I am playing a bitching game of scrabble right now.
JUST FYI.
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft procrastinating is terrible
got domestic, made soup.
Big Time Sensuality!
