February 2012
17 posts
Two words: “Friendster” and then “Friendster” again.
Feb 11th
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There is nothing better in life than a crab with a hat
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“I am sick and tired of playing Propecia.” - Me
Feb 7th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 2nd
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If I could bring you ONE THING from Canada, what would it be (universal healthcare doesn’t count)?
Feb 1st
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January 2012
64 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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Boys, Boys!
One at a time! I can only go on ONE terrible and awkward first-date a night! fffffft.
Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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I am watching the Pee-Wee Herman broadway show. I love Paul Reubens. I love him. Did you know he first debuted the Pee-Wee character in 1977? I wish Pee-Wee hadn’t been taken down by something as stupid as masturbation.  Fuck Florida.
Jan 28th
“I’ve got a plan. And it’s as HOT as my PANTS.”
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
This Happens when I open my browser and restore my... →
Jan 28th
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MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' →
murkavenue: CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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FEB 4-11
IN CHICAGO LET’S GET THIS POT COOKIN’ I AM AVAILABLE FOR BOOKIN’ CHECK ME OUT I am secretly Kanye. 
Jan 27th
Jan 26th
nose is exploding ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :( GIMME DIGITAL HUGS
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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WatchWatch
Fuckin Yes, I have no idea what this is for
Jan 24th
I would love to know how my cat thinks - am I a big mama cat she lives with? Am I a benevolent overlord from another species?
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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I am playing a bitching game of scrabble right now. JUST FYI.
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft procrastinating is terrible
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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got domestic, made soup.
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Big Time Sensuality!
Jan 19th
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