February 2012
59 posts
there is a chick on HOARDERS (aka the best show) who is blaming her hoarding on 9/11. I wanted to start shouting at her that I was there when the towers fell. But then I realized I wasn’t playing InkLink.
http://mobile.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/... →
“Shitstorm” voted beat English loanword by Germans.
Best. Troma. Ever. →
early bird, meet worm
Nightmares exist outside of logic, and there’s little fun to be had in explanations; they’re antithetical to the poetry of fear~Stephen King
I AM GOING CRAZY
CRAZY
I’m paranoid and crazy so maybe I should start a secret tumblr for all my crazy talk.
Or go back to LJ.
I think I am allergic to oysters. Itchy. Red. Sexy. :(
I feel ill today. Like I’m an oven with the door open, I am radiating heat. My head is filled with pudding. :(
ALSO I AM CURRENTLY TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR THE POSITION OF “VALENTINE”.
I need a blender :(
Why is cleaning up your inbox so immediately satisfying?
Ok, I’m applying eyeliner while listening to The Cars’ “Drive”. Clearly going to be a tragic evening.
A kleerp is an exceptionally brilliant man who also happens to posses the cool gene
Two words: “Friendster” and then “Friendster” again.
There is nothing better in life than a crab with a hat
