January 2012
51 posts
FEB 4-11
IN CHICAGO
LET’S GET THIS POT COOKIN’
I AM AVAILABLE FOR BOOKIN’
CHECK ME OUT
I am secretly Kanye.
nose is exploding
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:(
GIMME DIGITAL HUGS
Fuckin Yes, I have no idea what this is for
I would love to know how my cat thinks - am I a big mama cat she lives with? Am I a benevolent overlord from another species?
I am playing a bitching game of scrabble right now.
JUST FYI.
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft procrastinating is terrible
got domestic, made soup.
Big Time Sensuality!
gluttony
I am guilty of eating a whole box of mac n cheese in one sitting.
dammit, Chinese Food. I am way too full. :(
rewatching Futurama.
I like Futurama.
When Leela gets her eyes fixed and goes out with the ‘average’ guy, I got totally jealous.
I love you, Robert California
Oh man, this is such a nice day of sleeping and resting. But I need eggs. Who wants to bring me eggs?
loved Childrens' Hospital - s2 | e11 - You Know No... →
I DEMAND HUGS
GIVE ME HUGS
BECAUSE I AM GOING TO BED AT 8:30
BECAUSE I AM EXHAUSTED AND PLAN ON HIBERNATING FOREVER
my shit is all fucked. why is my body staging its own version of “War of the Worlds”?
Skyrim
I am having wayyyyy too much fun playing Skyrim.
I am an old black lady who punches dragons in the face. She’s accompanied by Sven, a hot young blond singer who carries her stuff.
It’s a shame my life isn’t more like that.
It’s really good facebook can’t read my mind. Also, Sealab 2021 is STILL brilliant.
my brain is positively spinning with old thoughts. :(
SADSTORY
I get jealous of other ppl who get anonymous questions.
I miss Mitch Hedberg. “Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy…. all day.”