June 2009
49 posts
I’m unpacked some shit that I haven’t touched in years, and I find. EXPIRED CONDOMS FROM OWEEK. Tucked them away and forgot. Used others lol
May 2009
79 posts
Chicken and Pizza fuck yes
Salt and pepper?
absurdlakefront:
Fuck you facial hair. I just noticed 4 white hairs that were not there this morning. What is this crap? I can handle the hair on the top of my head going white in spots, but I can’t take the facial hair too!
We are getting old, Scott. Soon we will be a burden to the herd.
cut my knee today at work. OWFUCCCCC. Anyway. Point is, it was tiring day - rainy and gross. I have a new phone. Update later.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHY DID MY EXTERNAL HD DIE OMG
FUUUUU I FIXED IT CRISIS AVOIDED
Turkish Delight
absurdlakefront:
One of our doctors just returned from Turkey and brought a box of Turkish delight to the office. Everyone is afraid to try it, haha. I certainly don’t think Turkish delight is for everyone, but to be afraid to try it? Come on. Of course everyone in this office seems afraid of anything that is not an Americanized foreign food, so I’m not surprised.
In the mean time I need to...
I'm goin' back to Indiaaaaaannnaaaa...
devmonster:
I’m peacing out for the weekend. Heading back to the motherland.
1. Dustin (my younger brother) graduates from high school tomorrow. Fuck, I’m old.
2. My friend Melissa is getting married on Saturday. Automatic high school/middle school friend reunion. Excitement.
3. I’ll be gone until Sunday. I need to renew my driver’s license at some point in there.
4. Oh yeah, and speaking of...
upset tummy. blargh
Last night was so cold that I woke up several times and my nose was all chattery and shunted off.
Saw a Theo wannabe today! Not legit!
Work Tweet: What the hell am I doing here?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-24) →
Covers (13)
N.A.S.A. (7)
Ashes to Ashes (7)
Warren Zevon (6)
One Hit Wonders (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nerd-dom
kkkkkates:
absurdlakefront:
kkkkkates:
I was reminded tonight of how nerdy I actually am:
-I’ve studied Elvish at a University
-I watched professional wrestling for years
-I love going to Ren Fairs
-I enjoy playing Magic the Gathering
-I played both Final Fantasy XI and World of Warcraft
-I have dated two men who owned swords; wait, not just owned them, I think both won them in Magic...
Business cards of Chicago Gangs from the 1970s and... →
North Side Almighty Coal Yard 4lyfe
What happened to Canada? Full of gay men (nice) and late 40s women (bitches)
“Outbreak” is on, and that is awesome.
My god…. Munch has a gf.
axelrod:
R Kelly - Sex Planet
I promise you will...
“Not that I’m not excited about this fossil. I love fossils. And a well...”
– Poteeweet?: Take that, bitch!
I read the link and the only thing I saw was the kid dancing, and that was awesome.
With Emilie, waiting for her to go on break!
Permanent adolescence?
kkkkkates:
absurdlakefront:
Despite living on my own and holding down a full time job I do not feel like an adult. I know I’m an adult in terms of age and I have the social habits of a 60 year old, but I still feel… unsettled. I don’t know what adulthood is supposed to feel like I suppose, but I’m still resistant to being told what to do and I don’t accept my future as set or stable in any...
Charity dinner at New Seoul House! Bi bim bop gets a B+.
DAYMAN. FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN.
SIMMMMMS http://bit.ly/BFb7u
Also, SIMS 3
Oh god oh god http://bit.ly/iyMcA
Went to the Park Hyatt last night with @kitkatcathy. Prosecco and fake boobs abounded. CLASSY.
Canadians are weird
kkkkkates:
zomgblog:
kkkkkates:
zomgblog:
kkkkkates:
According to Food Network, butter is often smeared on a birthday kid’s nose for good luck.
This is made up by Americans. It’s on the same level as the idea that we all live in igloos. (we don’t.)
Are you telling me Marc Summers is lying? I don’t think he’s capable of lying, what with his debilitating OCD and all.
Well, someone must...
Canadians are weird
kkkkkates:
zomgblog:
kkkkkates:
According to Food Network, butter is often smeared on a birthday kid’s nose for good luck.
This is made up by Americans. It’s on the same level as the idea that we all live in igloos. (we don’t.)
Are you telling me Marc Summers is lying? I don’t think he’s capable of lying, what with his debilitating OCD and all.
Well, someone must have lied to HIM,...
Canadians are weird
kkkkkates:
According to Food Network, butter is often smeared on a birthday kid’s nose for good luck.
This is made up by Americans. It’s on the same level as the idea that we all live in igloos. (we don’t.)
“You guys are dicks and never talk to me anymore :(((”
– Laura “So Awesome” C.
a frog has colonized my throat
Summer is coming. Everyone start moisturizing your feet so they will look nice in sandals!