October 2010
98 posts
September 2010
89 posts
This is the best blog entry. Maru the scottish... →
Three "Deadliest Catch" Captains Quit →
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No more Red Hot Crabbin. :(
Prostitution
Come and get it, ladies.
As of today (and until the Legislature of Ontario figures this shit out) prostitution is legal in Ontario.
WERK IT.
Watch
NeoNazi couple finds out they are Jewish.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I think for halloween I want to go as Oliver Cromwell and just go around punching people in the dick screaming “Parliament! Parliament!”
Fired teacher fights to clear name after 'hit'... →
Extremely suspicious. I’m not saying he actually hired a student to kill another, or even suggested it, but his credentials don’t make sense to me. He says,
“I’m unemployed and my name is smeared all over the world,” he said. “I took 15 exams to become a teacher, I have three masters’ degrees and now they’re worthless. You think to yourself, at...
also, I can’t wait to get paid. (sept 27th)
BENTO MOTHERFUCKERS
I pack lunch for myself. At any other school, all the other teachers would be awed by my prowess. But it’s a French school so everyone is already too cool for me.
This week is various combinations of:
Roasted Pork loin with tonkatsu sauce
Chick pea/Kale curry
Marinated grilled lamb loin chops
Basmati with some nori furikake
I feel like a motherfucking adult. Yeah.
I think about...
On "Surrogates"
I saw “Surrogates” today. The Bruce Willis flick that came out, I don’t know, a couple of months ago I want to say. 2009 IMDB says. Damn, time flies.
I was amazed at the premise; a world of human simulation that is totally hedonistic and yet still conforms to loose social mores. We, as a race, replaced our public selves with attractive, youthful and ‘perfected’...
I walked home in semi-painful shoes. Stopped at the bakery. Bought a canudo. Was pretty awesome.
I just watched “The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension”. I didn’t get it. It was almost two hours of people talking about shit that never happened.
Am I missing something?
Weird
kkkkkates:
So, my mom was at the taping of the first Oprah show this season, which filmed Thursday. She told me to watch the episode today. Apparently, Oprah is taking everyone who was in the audience to Australia.
So… I guess my mom’s going to Australia? With Oprah?
That sounds terrible. Anywhere with Oprah is terrible.
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM...
fuck you, med school
kkkkkates:
It is fucking gorgeous out. I, unfortunately, will be spending the next 8 hours trying to memorize what cytokines lead to T helper 1 cells versus T helper 2 cells, which viruses are enveloped, and what the fuck the difference is between all of the infectious fungi. This is one of those days I would really rather be working than be back in school. Or be in school for anything but...
