November 2011
104 posts
SRS QUESTION
Hey, if I come up to Chicago for a week, say the 2nd week in February, is there anyone who could house me? Anyone have an extra room/blow-up bed?
October 2011
99 posts
Veal Scallopini with Lemon tonight. ~classy~
To do today: Laundry, sort papers, hotel reservations, tickets for school. Soooo unmotivated :( #firstworldproblems
Felt super grody all day. Ughhghgg. :(
I broke up with a dude over email.
To be fair, it was an awesome email.
I love you, Robert California.
Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick: Bullshit! You can be mine.
#TopGun #BeachVolleyball
"What's Your Number?" - Just because it stars a...
I can’t even figure this shit out anymore. The whole point of the movie that Anna Faris’ character wishes to limit the number of sexual partners she has in her life based on a study which shows her to half already approached the nation’s average twice over. There are, like, 3 reasons this is stupid.
1. Why would you specifically limit your life experience? If it were the...
http://youtu.be/L_fCqg92qks
It’s time. :)
Cuckoo for Cocoa Cocks!!!
Wait, was that on the SAME VHS as Castro Commandos?
Wait, guys
what was the name of that porn VHS we bought where it was all gay scenes/straight guys masturbating and there was one part where it went BOWP BOWP BOWP?
And there was a trailer for a sci-fi gay porn?
Was it Compilation 9?
“That man ain’t Ludacris, WOOOOOO!” - Ludacris
this wknd was rough.
My life seems a bit like a revolving door these days.
People go in and out.
(and not in a sexy way)
Mostly just me working up the nerve to break up with someone.
I think I needed my friends this weekend. I am sorry that they weren’t here.
TLC’s “Strange Sex” is so… Scary? Fascinating? Inspiring? Definitely worth a marathon.
When I am down, sad, unhappy - Karl Pilkington makes it all better.
I love you, Karl. #AnIdiotAbroad
Nothing good ever came out of Missisauga. #truehollywoodsstory
I feel extra trampy today
I am not used to flirting back-and-forth anymore.
When I talk I feel like Charles Nelson Reilly - totally amazing, but also totally cheese.
Stayed up too late. :((((
ugh. uhhhhghhghghhggh.
Not looking forward to the weekend, but at least the internet is back.
Feel gross today. FFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffff. If it rains today… *shakes fist*
Rabbit stew and Biscuits. I am good at this. :)
“I’m drowning here, and you’re describing the water!”
It’s a secret dream of mine to have two men ineffectually fight over me in the street. I see lots of fake kung fu and shin-kicking.
“The Way We Were” is clearly a Bible for women like me.