[Insert Tsunami Joke Here]: Archive

HAHHAHAHAH omg, Sex and the City So dated. For me, anyway.

Dec 1st

Nov 30th

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Nov 30th

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“Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday. Who could hang a name on you?” This song always makes me so sad.

Nov 30th

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God, Wes Anderson needs to make more movies. Like, now. I don’t want to wait months for “Moonrise Kingdom”. He’s the king of 1stWorldProbs

Nov 30th

Nov 29th

Does anyone know how to get a cookbook published?

Nov 29th

Nov 28th

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“note: I should remark here that not all women love Twilight. Some are into True...”

– HAHAHHAHAH oh dear.

Nov 27th

South Park this week had passionate agnostics. It was about me. I lol’d.

Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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I look soooo sexy trying to eat a mango. lol gross.

Nov 27th

“Team America: World Police”. Sometimes you just need a little puppet sex to make yourself feel a little less ennui.

Nov 26th

sometimes, I think, when you’re single, it’s fun to pretend you’ve never been kissed. It makes romance movies more like scifi - “Oooh, look what those strange humanoids are doing! I wonder if that’s how they communicate?”

Nov 26th

“Before Sunrise”. I feel like I’ve lived it a dozen times.

Nov 26th

“Hair at 10:30 AM CALL you after WOW BREAD LADY,”

– I sent my mom a picture of my bread. This is the iPad email I get back. The English language is amazing because I can understand what the hell she’s saying.

Nov 26th

Nov 25th

Damn, why is yeast my enemy? If I made a movie based on this afternoon, it would be called “The Bread Never Rises”. 90min of me weeping.

Nov 25th

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Bärenjäger Honey Liqueur and 360 Double Chocolate Vodka. Holy shit. Alcoholism and diabetes are the only natural conclusion. :(

Nov 25th

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I’m at the nadir of my semi-annual emotional cycle where I feel entirely disconnected from everyone and everything. It’s self destructive and repetitive. I go offline and then expect people to reach out. It’s so stupid. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

I am so fucking tired of being nice.

Nov 24th

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Omg, it’s high time they remade this movie. Change British agent to CIA agent trapped behind enemy lines in Afghanistan #JumpinJackFlash

Nov 23rd

“Jumpin Jack Flash” - the first movie I know that features cyber-romance. Also, Whoopi before she went slightly nuts.

Nov 23rd

Eszterhas, you bastard. “Sliver”. WHY DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS MOVIE?

Nov 23rd

Gotta start growing spearmint in my kitchen. Anyone got any input?

Nov 23rd

Nov 22nd

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I feel like I should tell people more about what’s going on with me; I compartmentalize too much. Some people know about a, others about b, and still others about c. It’s not difficult for me to do this but I think it does me no favors in the sense of creating a whole-person for people to know instead of the performer, the ‘character’ of me, which tends to vary too much...

Nov 21st