[Insert Tsunami Joke Here]: Archive

Dec 31st

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OkCupid, what the fuck. I think something is wrong with your rubric.

Dec 31st

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Omg flashbacks of walking to BSS listening to the... →

Dec 31st

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

yesss →

Dec 28th

I wanna have hair like Peta Wilson. It always looks amazing.

Dec 28th

Dec 27th

I was a vampire… then I was a werewolf. I just wanna be an old black woman who dual-wields, dammit.

Dec 27th

Lately I’ve been eating cheese and crackers. A lot of cheese and crackers. :(

Dec 24th

Might be a new xmas tradition. →

Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

“Forspill” is Norwegian for foreplay. #TIL

Dec 22nd

and I say to myself, “Why be blue? You can be any colour you want. You have over 70 bottles of nailpolish.”

Dec 22nd

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Oh My God. →

R Kelly & new chapters of “Trapped in the Closet”!!!! Yesssss

Dec 21st

loved Aqua Teen Hunger Force - s2 | e13 - Revenge... →

Dec 21st

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I’m popular…. ONLINE.

Dec 21st

Dec 20th

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It's not La Femme Nikita, but it's got Gabriel... →

Dec 19th

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I had a dream last night. It was “Twilight”-themed, but Omar from “The Wire” was there, so I felt safer.

Dec 19th

Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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Had evening plans.

Were canceled because he drank for 12 straight hours at the Christmas party last night How the fuck is it ok to make plans and then drink copiously the night before? BLERGHGHGHGHGH

Dec 17th

A freudian slip is when you say one thing but fuck your mother.

Dec 17th

Just in case you haven’t seen it, this week’s “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” ends so brilliant my jaw hurt from laughing. FREEDOMMMMM

Dec 16th

Dec 15th

And then she found herself, alone and tired, walking in the rain towards a party that didn’t matter with people she didn’t care for.

Dec 14th

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Toronto Friends

I have two single friends. Two. Everyone else is partnered. It’s depressing. I tried to tell my BFF about this last night (she is getting married in May). She didn’t understand. She said I should be more hopeful. Celebrate New Year’s. It’s funny how friends, when they partner up, stop understanding. She was so certain that she could help. I felt bad that she...

Dec 14th