March 2012
LOVE the 2nd wave feminist angst of Walking Dead. #LoriIsTheWorst
February 2012
“At the end of Mercury’s next journey, the dragon shall dance through the hoop of...”
– Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD
~NEVAR 4GET~~~
The most unrealistic aspect of American Psycho is that Bateman lets the prostitutes sleep in his bed. I mean, really. Who does that?
“If you were a lemon, I would put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons.” AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH #lemonstealingwhores
Tremors…. The greatest prequel to Dune ever.
I am a glutton for punishment. Oh, gods who I... →
“I try to be a Christian, I don’t pray really, because I don’t want to bore God.” - Orson Welles
A good thought.
there is a chick on HOARDERS (aka the best show) who is blaming her hoarding on 9/11. I wanted to start shouting at her that I was there when the towers fell. But then I realized I wasn’t playing InkLink.
http://mobile.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/... →
“Shitstorm” voted beat English loanword by Germans.
Best. Troma. Ever. →
early bird, meet worm
Nightmares exist outside of logic, and there’s little fun to be had in explanations; they’re antithetical to the poetry of fear~Stephen King
I AM GOING CRAZY
CRAZY
I’m paranoid and crazy so maybe I should start a secret tumblr for all my crazy talk.
Or go back to LJ.
I think I am allergic to oysters. Itchy. Red. Sexy. :(
I feel ill today. Like I’m an oven with the door open, I am radiating heat. My head is filled with pudding. :(
ALSO I AM CURRENTLY TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR THE POSITION OF “VALENTINE”.
I need a blender :(
Why is cleaning up your inbox so immediately satisfying?