This, like all things, is hardly ever useful.[Insert Tsunami Joke Here]Tumblr (3.0; @zomgblog)http://jerk-store.com/"Mischa Brooks has a nice butt and we had sex today. frankly i don’t think there is much else to..."“Mischa Brooks has a nice butt and we had sex today. frankly i don’t think there is much else to say. she is amazing the end. oh… after the sex i went to vegas and had dinner at a place called stratta in the wynn. it was ok.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>James Deen, the pornstar, blogs. I like reading his blog because he writes like a tween. lol</p> <p>…</p></em>http://jerk-store.com/post/24000373277http://jerk-store.com/post/24000373277Tue, 29 May 2012 11:58:01 -0400I feel like I’m living the Janet Jopler version of my own...<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ssT1Bw3z3EU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I feel like I’m living the Janet Jopler version of my own life.</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23994994395http://jerk-store.com/post/23994994395Tue, 29 May 2012 09:19:35 -0400kateordie: This comic is about how there are two sides to every...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ra8k0slc1qa10uwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kateordie.tumblr.com/post/23960169093/this-comic-is-about-how-there-are-two-sides-to">kateordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS ACCURATE</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23975815085http://jerk-store.com/post/23975815085Mon, 28 May 2012 23:08:14 -0400 I wanted to tell you, it’s not worth it. And if we don’t get...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r4dfOG241qfk4jio1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r4dfOG241qfk4jio2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r4dfOG241qfk4jio3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r4dfOG241qfk4jio4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>I wanted to tell you, it’s not worth it. And if we don’t get Jaguar, so what?</em></p> </blockquote>http://jerk-store.com/post/23953153706http://jerk-store.com/post/23953153706Mon, 28 May 2012 17:34:58 -0400There is no one I want to be more than Joan.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h0wvPEhj1qzu1eeo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>There is no one I want to be more than Joan.</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23933250736http://jerk-store.com/post/23933250736Mon, 28 May 2012 11:53:15 -0400BOYS<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fu5m8hrk1qzu1eeo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>BOYS</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23866535830http://jerk-store.com/post/23866535830Sun, 27 May 2012 11:58:31 -0400I had 40 of a guy&#8217;s babies tonight He probably noticed but was too high to do anything about...<p>I had 40 of a guy&#8217;s babies tonight</p> <p>He probably noticed but was too high to do anything about it.</p> <p>hashtag: trustory </p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23849022064http://jerk-store.com/post/23849022064Sun, 27 May 2012 02:36:30 -0400MADE ME LOL<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ftx23l0V1qzu1eeo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>MADE ME LOL</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23801052265http://jerk-store.com/post/23801052265Sat, 26 May 2012 11:57:00 -0400Life lessons.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dus2ORKR1qzu1eeo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Life lessons.</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23737070837http://jerk-store.com/post/23737070837Fri, 25 May 2012 11:55:15 -0400Turkey Dubstep<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WIv-qsH40m0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Turkey Dubstep</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23674833720http://jerk-store.com/post/23674833720Thu, 24 May 2012 11:55:56 -0400fuck, my ovaries<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m474bgdJ5X1qzu1eeo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>fuck, my ovaries</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23612049250http://jerk-store.com/post/23612049250Wed, 23 May 2012 11:52:19 -0400Never not amazing. Need to change my ringtone right...<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TzaVd6zl2bA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Never not amazing. Need to change my ringtone right now.</p> <p>“Prepare to experience sexual magic.” </p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23547568945http://jerk-store.com/post/23547568945Tue, 22 May 2012 11:45:48 -0400Boys. Gotta love ‘em.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4515fvzOS1qzu1eeo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Boys. Gotta love ‘em.</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23483542761http://jerk-store.com/post/23483542761Mon, 21 May 2012 12:05:16 -0400my life right now<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42cuuHdeI1qzu1eeo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>my life right now</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23355419516http://jerk-store.com/post/23355419516Sat, 19 May 2012 12:25:14 -0400this is gonna depress the shit out of me. :( <a href="http://b0x.ee/GWgu5m">this is gonna depress the shit out of me. :( </a>http://jerk-store.com/post/23306617823http://jerk-store.com/post/23306617823Fri, 18 May 2012 16:46:58 -0400last night I held Steve like a baby and caught an eye of myself in the mirror across from the bed....<p>last night I held Steve like a baby and caught an eye of myself in the mirror across from the bed. It was a weird site, me as mom.</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23294634310http://jerk-store.com/post/23294634310Fri, 18 May 2012 12:19:46 -0400Jujubee, my love…. ~~<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3s6d0AJOA1qzu1eeo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Jujubee, my love…. ~~</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23293903862http://jerk-store.com/post/23293903862Fri, 18 May 2012 11:59:19 -0400yeaaaap<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pcxvGBbE1qzu1eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>yeaaaap</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23232188800http://jerk-store.com/post/23232188800Thu, 17 May 2012 11:53:04 -0400"But masculinity is far more complicated and subtle than that. Yes, it involves getting laid. But for..."“<p>But masculinity is far more complicated and subtle than that. Yes, it involves getting laid. But for me, fucking isn’t even in the top five attributes of what it means to be a man. My top five are:</p> <p>• Providing<br/> • Producing<br/> • Strength<br/> • Loyalty<br/> • Farting</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Michael Ian Black</em>http://jerk-store.com/post/23168481128http://jerk-store.com/post/23168481128Wed, 16 May 2012 11:59:32 -0400Garbage - #1 Crush<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Z0X8W6E5xeU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Garbage - #1 Crush</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/23106942897http://jerk-store.com/post/23106942897Tue, 15 May 2012 11:53:37 -0400