This, like all things, is hardly ever useful.Tumblr (3.0; @zomgblog)http://jerk-store.com/<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzljodTuHb1qzu1eeo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jerk-store.com/post/18193441024http://jerk-store.com/post/18193441024Fri, 24 Feb 2012 12:00:06 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuttvl6su1r34a8ho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuttvl6su1r34a8ho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuttvl6su1r34a8ho3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuttvl6su1r34a8ho4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuttvl6su1r34a8ho5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuttvl6su1r34a8ho6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuvfwqjDL1r0r35m.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://jerk-store.com/post/18153663824http://jerk-store.com/post/18153663824Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:25:19 -0500<p>there is a chick on HOARDERS (aka the best show) who is blaming her hoarding on 9/11. I wanted to start shouting at her that I was there when the towers fell. But then I realized I wasn’t playing InkLink.</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/18151012448http://jerk-store.com/post/18151012448Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:43:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkl716EUP1qzu1eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jerk-store.com/post/18134489964http://jerk-store.com/post/18134489964Thu, 23 Feb 2012 12:00:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzulypMbAk1qzu1eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jerk-store.com/post/18128025478http://jerk-store.com/post/18128025478Thu, 23 Feb 2012 08:40:01 -0500<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/36820781?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Dubstep cat</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/18075432865http://jerk-store.com/post/18075432865Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:00:06 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzsoaidM1W1qzu1eeo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Ham Shears</strong> is a brilliant new daily about a sentient pig who lives with two ladies and works in a butcher shoppe.</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/18067152935http://jerk-store.com/post/18067152935Wed, 22 Feb 2012 07:35:06 -0500<a href="http://mobile.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/europe/germany/120214/academics-vote-shitstorm-germans-best-english-loanword">http://mobile.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/europe/germany/120214/academics-vote-shitstorm-germans-best-english-loanword</a>: <p>“Shitstorm” voted beat English loanword by Germans.</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/18014899848http://jerk-store.com/post/18014899848Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:00:05 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcmcwVQhl1qzu1eeo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>hahahah ilu gaga</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/17952192244http://jerk-store.com/post/17952192244Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:00:06 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8J0RQ4A3jvE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>From the HBO Special “Talking Funny”. Jerry Seinfeld, Ricky Gervais, Louie CK, and Chris Rock discuss themes and theory in comedy.</p> <p>The question of whether it is content or delivery that makes a joke funny. And whether we laugh ironically or with sincerity.</p> <p>“You can’t be the one who decides why you like something.” - Jerry Seinfeld</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/17947234505http://jerk-store.com/post/17947234505Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:13:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzc0u9jzyh1qzu1eeo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jerk-store.com/post/17888741683http://jerk-store.com/post/17888741683Sun, 19 Feb 2012 12:00:06 -0500<a href="http://b0x.ee/yF06RI">Best. Troma. Ever. </a>http://jerk-store.com/post/17883348289http://jerk-store.com/post/17883348289Sun, 19 Feb 2012 09:57:34 -0500<p>early bird, meet worm</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/17880927886http://jerk-store.com/post/17880927886Sun, 19 Feb 2012 08:39:34 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmgpwXcDY1qzu1eeo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>saturday night (I stayed home sick)</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/17863977630http://jerk-store.com/post/17863977630Sat, 18 Feb 2012 23:05:55 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gn2WGhUSJ9Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Sinead performing “The Wolf Is Getting Married”</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/17853611879http://jerk-store.com/post/17853611879Sat, 18 Feb 2012 19:50:57 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz91lffHD91qzu1eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Charlie Chaplin and Einstein.</p> <p>Chaplin: Total kleerp.</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/17828010782http://jerk-store.com/post/17828010782Sat, 18 Feb 2012 12:00:05 -0500<p>Nightmares exist outside of logic, and there’s little fun to be had in explanations; they’re antithetical to the poetry of fear~Stephen King</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/17817088354http://jerk-store.com/post/17817088354Sat, 18 Feb 2012 06:41:15 -0500<p>I AM GOING CRAZY</p> <p>CRAZY</p> <p>I’m paranoid and crazy so maybe I should start a secret tumblr for all my crazy talk.</p> <p>Or go back to LJ.</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/17801074151http://jerk-store.com/post/17801074151Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:59:17 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkgsx28c11qzu1eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yessssss gradient nails are my new favorite thing</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/17798530640http://jerk-store.com/post/17798530640Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:12:32 -0500<p>I think I am allergic to oysters. Itchy. Red. Sexy. :(</p>http://jerk-store.com/post/17787854326http://jerk-store.com/post/17787854326Fri, 17 Feb 2012 18:02:58 -0500